Pineapple Express had been a fan favorite in the Netherlands for half a decade before the movie’s release? If famous pot smokers and the Dutch think it’s a winner, then it’s a winner. A cross between Trainwreck and Hawaiian, this tropical bud is a smooth and sweet smoke that will certainly have you chasing it at least once.

Form: Flower

Strain: Pineapple Express

Grower: Deep Roots Harvest

Dispensary: Essence

Sativa 80/20
Appears: 4.5        Euphoria: High
Aroma: 4.5        Relaxed: Low
‎Taste: 4.5

Potency:4         Creative: Med
‎Effect: 4.5        Happiness: High

Munchies: Low        
Price: 3.5        Dry Eyes: Low        
Dry Mouth: Low

Uplifted: High
‎        Anxiousness: None        Overall: 29/35

 THC – 24.85%

CBD – 0.0%

Myrcene – 3.474 mg/g

Caryophyllene – 2.053 mg/g

Appearance –Even to the naked eye, this is a gorgeous.

Aroma – I absolutely love the smell of this strain. Here is a perfect example of a grow op doing it right! The aroma is deep and complex with the dominant smell being of pineapples. The smell that first hits your nose is of sugary, tangy, sour deliciousness. There are some faint floral notes that are noticeable as well.

Taste – The taste is also of pineapples! This is an absolutely delicious strain that tastes sweet and slightly sour. There is a mild burn that accompanies the taste. Overall, the taste is superb and gets a well-deserved 4.5; if there wasn’t the mild burn, this may have received a full 5.0 score!

Potency – This is a fairly potent strain, but it’s not so potent that you’re afraid to smoke it. Lately I have been more of a two-bowl kind of guy, but I do not feel like I need to go back for another bowl with this Pineapple Express.

Effect – This is a really uplifting, euphoric, happy high! This is the type of strain that will give you the giggles. Everything just seems right with the world. There is a really mild brain scramble, but this is an almost entirely clear headed high. This is as close to 5.0 as you can get with just the slight brain scramble being the only thing holding it back.

Duration – Standard duration of 2.5-3.5 hours.

Price – Ultimately $54 for an 1/8th (I got this on special for a much better deal) is more than I would like to pay, but as chronic as this is and as early as we are into this legal market here in Las Vegas, I am surprised it’s not more!

Overall – This strain is absolutely amazing! I really can’t find anything bad about it and this is as close to getting an A+ score as you can get! What is a nearly perfect clear headed, uplifting high; also has an amazing flavor profile. I absolutely love good sativas like this, and I promise, if you’re a sativa fan…this is a strain you’re going to love!

The Good – The appearance is amazing!

The Bad – That I didn’t buy more.

The Amazing– The effect, which is near perfect!!

Final Score: A

Final Comment – This is easily some of the best stuff I have ever smoked. Great taste and amazing high? Just wonderful!

Additional information


1 Oz., 1/4 pound., 1/2 pound., 1 pound

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